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JOHN ROSS KUCHARCZYK

"Class Snazzy Dresser"

Years at Buckley: 7

Activities: Red Team, Soccer 5, 6, 7, 8, Basketball 7, 8, Lacrosse 5, 6 7 8 Scrinta Lavout

8, "Westward Mo, Ho, Ho", "The Nutcracker" 8, "Beauty and the Beast" 8, Chorus 5 6 7 8

Band 5,6. ''''

Quips: "Denial isn't just a river in E gyp t."... "Paaah!" ... 'The ref was horrible'"

Quotes: "The best day o f my life is when I learned how to cry on command." Nirvana "If you
n don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." Anonymous

Last Will: 1, John Ross Kucharczyk, leave Marchassalla: "Out Cold", Detroit RockCitv “They
were asking for you. I'm serious. I kid you not!", Boston trip, CCD, WWJD, jum ping over the
fire hydrant, Beaver Creek, Scooter Pie, Johnny Rocket and Crazy Mike my faint Chandler
the show and all the funny things said during it, the seersucker people truck loads of
deodorant, sweat, the bomb you set o ff at my house ... my family and I completely under­
stand, Stratton, you did throw Jamie's ball on the rough, I like potatoes, chair, swish -Jamie-
Boston, the seersucker people, the bottom o f the Coke bottle resembles L' Arc de Triom-
phe, history class, you snore when you are awake, "Paaah, Hike potatoes!", the chair, swish,
She s checking you out, m a n !', she was really tired and you were dancing to fast, qood
nightmares, finger calisthenics, Giocondi: the pain you give me, peace, Decaf! May I?"
Boston, the staircase, Jiminey Peak; Stanton: your hair, Grace Golden, Wake Forrest, Max
Queci; Malhame: organized, thank goodness we have homework, I'm going to play tennis
in a bubble, I played tennis this weekend, serving technique, David Fink, you always get hurt
\ and I laugh; Doerfier: I'm go in g to play tennis in a bubble, I'm going tojump on it you never
jumped on a bubble, tournaments, David Fink; Vallins: Mitchell and Bobs, "Aaahhh,
Daadaaa' and other wonderful songs, Andreas, Langley's skill; Karmas: we are scared for
life, Afif, Blojastan; Bawa: boarding schools, g o lf (we're #1), when you do that kidney stuff
it really hurts, Hotchkiss girls; Newman: "Private Parts", Mendal, CCD, Rrrrrrrl; JRK: we have
the coolest initials; Mollie: sideways house, you would be so good at golf; Alyssa: Scooter
Pie, Jamie, I know your secret ( I was a witness); Schmitz: your books are always in the way
! of my locker; Langley: basketball (stop rubbing it in, the ceiling was low), lunch, Haranbee,
platform tennis, floor hockey; Warny: Nirvana (we have such good taste); Mr. Persaud: my
theories, falsehood, hyperbole, white shirts; Mrs. Jenne: eye contact; Mr. Bistransin: you
are my advisor; Nina: have fun in eighth grade; Harry: you will be called John by all your
teachers; Abby: you will be called Nina by all your teachers, be proud that your are the last
of the Kucharczyks at Buckley; my parents: thanks for sending me to Buckley; Buckley:
thanks for seven fun and educational years.

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