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Ian McParland Class Comedian

"Every saint has a past, and every Years at Buckley - 8
sinner has a future." Activities: 3rd Grade Play: Around
the World in 80 Days (Jean
-Oscar Wilde Passepartout). 8th Grade Play: Bye
"I am so clever that sometimes I Bye Birdie! Soccer: 5,6,7,8. Baseball:
don't understand a single word of 5,6,7,8. Basketball: 7,8. Scripta Artist
what I am saying." Team: Red

-Oscar Wilde Quips: "Je n'aime pas de rosbif." "Uhhh....What?" "BARRELS!!!"
Last Will: I, Ian McParland, leave: Nour: Senior Chieng,
impractical jokers, TROLOLO, LOL, "Oh Boatswain!", "The
Illuminati wrote this!" *SNORT!*" Swag Police, Philosophy,
Abercrombie pose, "Bubba-J", the dance of my people,
Russian dancing like a boss, Quinque, 2Chainz, Stayin' Alive,
"Hello my name is Ian McParland...". Ian R.: Rossy Boo Boo
Child, You gotta see this! Facepalm, Gabriel Iglesias, '50s,
$300, cell phone, NPC trolling. Chris: lacking discipline,
audition fail, "Hello, My name is Ian McParland...". Kraig:
rosbif, auditions. Joshua: schwa, nosing, impractical jokers.
Lorenzo: co-stars, Eddy Izzard, "Cake or Death?", Monty
Python. Theodora: character confessional fail, creepy
Philosophy. Nefes: "Fez", Cheers, the book!, Numa Pompilius.
Elena: Loki'd!, The Hobbit, Stephano!. Megan: Slendy just
wants a hug, Scripta Artist Buddies! Kristen: The evil eye,
Power Room French class. Brooke: Broadway. Bryanna: a
silicon book and an entire library. Mr. C.: a warm Seven-Up.
My Father's Side: I did it for you all, you had faith in me.
braces, not suspenders, "Ce1go ta'imid ag scartha le mi'le de
farraige, riamh go bhfuil a'r gcroi' ar leith, agus beidh a'r
cosa'in trasna ari's." I regret not taking those biscuits and
another cup of tea. My Mother's Side: Thank you for driving
me to success and not using me as a handball, a tan. All of
My Family: Whenever I succeeded, I though of you all. Thank
you all for being there. I love you.