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SCOTT BURKE

"Class Wanderer”

Quips: Buchman, what’s the answer? . . . When does this period end? . . . Fess up . . . S:
profound it’s profane! . . . This is insanity!
Quotes: "Life moves pretty fast. You gotta stop and look around once in a while, or yo;
may miss it.” Ferris Bueller. " . . . and sense all that raw land that rolls in on
unbelievable huge bulge over to the West Coast, and all that road going.” Jack Keroua:
"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising
which might be compared, from the perspective of other players (i.e: everybody) to bein,
involved in a complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinit
stakes, with a dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and smiles all the time.” Neil Gaimar.
Last Will: I, Scott Burke, being o f questionable sanity, hereby bequeath to Phil a crowi
for the Dump King: Eugene, Binaca, Wars, and the Eternal Pact, Evan, cows; Chri
(Murphy), the ability to sing "Baby Got Back” , whiggers, the Force, 1001 uses fo r ,
shotgun, lunch tables, my accents, contestants on Love Connection, anarchy classes an:
a real X-Wing; Colin, metaphor poems and the Art Rap; Kerim, "Jim, I’m a doctor no
a . . .,” annoying me, all the truces, hall checks, 'tis not’, and Love Connectio;
contestants; Rahul, tix to Doors, Clapton, and Jimi, and Bob Dylan Sings in Science
Regan, the ability to stand on one leg; Everyone on the Bite Me bus, sugar highs, Degree
of Sweetness (Sweet, Sugar Sweet, Cap 'N ’ Crunch Sweet, and Hotel Sweet), fights, s
insane, dis-out sessions, and the weekly "greatest movie” ; Mr. Buchman, chess at recess
Mr. Wilhelm, thanks and a straight answer; Mrs. Allison, "I’m naturally stupid” an
"D on’t I get bonus points for this?” ; A big thanks to all my teachers; and to Buckley an
all concerned, not only do I leave two years, but a few chapters in my memoirs, a ton o
thanks for inspiration for fictional stories and psychological papers and a lifetime c
therapy after only two years. HA!

Years at Buckley: 2
Activities: Soccer, Basketball, Baseball, Track
and Field, Stock Market Game, Red Team, Senior
Musical ’93, Scripta Editor.

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