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BRIAN KWON

“ Class Self-proclaimed Genius”

Years at Buckley: 8
A ctivities: Blue Team, Soccer 5, 6, 7, 8, Basketball 8, Baseball 5, 6, Lacrosse 7, 8,
Scripta Layout and Art 8, Chorus 5, 6, 7, 8, Show Choir 7, N.Y.S.S.M.A. 5, 6, 7, 8,
All-County Chorus 7, Senior Musical, “ The Wizard o f O z” , “ The N utcracker” ,
Outdoor Education Club 7, Odyssey o f the Mind 6.
Quips: “ I’ m not moving Dan, you m ove!” ... “ HOLY M YG O SH !” ... “ If it’s anoth­
er master plan, I don ’t want to kn ow !”
Quotes: “ The thousand m ilejourney starts with one step.” Korean Proverb. “ The
only one who can beat me is m e.” Michael Johnson. “ People who make no mistakes
usually make n othing.” Anonym ous.
Last Will: I, Brian Kwon leave Saagar: M.A.D., Starcraft, our masks, laughing
brothers, our secret handshake, radioactive salt, “ It looks like a bad hair day!” ;
Jason: labels, reinforced paper, Imhotep, a day you didn’t get angry for some stu­
pid reason, racing in Super Smash Brothers, ketchup on your pillow; Bryan: a day
you didn’t tell me to be quiet or go away, “Avalanche!” , our freezing piece o f tent,
stealing cookies at night, my glowing boxers; Dan: locker a mile away, the deten­
tion we spent in layout, a messy tent, your stupid walkie - talkies, how you always
got me and Smith to stay up and “ make contact” , Quack, our tent song; Kevin:
some stupid thing I did and you laughed at, “ Holy m ygosh!” , “ Boo yah !” , your
attractive belly, Jasper: our pen desk, the water fight in the bathroom , Wet Willy;
Freddy: Seamore the seal, “ U nite!” ; G eoff: “ It’s cold!” , “ Sprite! We need more
Sprite to clean it up!” ; Jordan: pulling up to open doors, under the stairs on Lead­
ership Day; Colin: BBB, Starcraft, Brian Kwon vs. Bam Bam Bigalo, your evil
crocodile that bite me, Little Bear and the Bubblegum, you HH jacket, the brown­
ies that Char ate but I think that you really ate them and blamed it on the dog;
John: Siberia, pumpkin seeds, the weird mango drink; Louie: Brian Monk, “ H e’s
probably playing with his Pokem on!” Vikram: “ Ha, ha, I got a higher grade than
you!” , Bobbie: some head pie; E lizabeth: some grass for her lawn, “ Ewwww,
look who’s on the bus!” , Lauren: a million questions so I can annoy her; Ariella:
“ I don’t wail when som ebody touches m e!” , “A ren ’t I shocking!” , “ I do not look
like a duck!” ; Mrs. Leaf: infinity times infinity; Mrs. M arra: Rewrite Joe; Mrs.
Thomas: all the packages sent during camp; Mrs. Goudreau: “ Yes, Jason?” I
mean ... mmmph! ... I owe you a lollipop!” , Dr. H am m el: Sir Kwon, Genghis
Kwon, “Weeeee!” , “Yuuum mm m!” ; Gassmann: Holyfield and Tyson, “ Haveyou
seen my dog, P oofy?” ; Sean Ford: whistling, your cheap expensive coat; Stacey:
two more years with your friends that you should have had at Buckley.