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RONALD ARTINIAN
"Class Doctor”
Quips: William . . . Mrs. Allllliiiiiisooooonnnnn . . . oh no! . . . Great Scot . . . yeah yen,
that’s so easy . . . NO, I will not take off my blazer!!!!! '
Quotes: "Don’t put o ff’till tomorrow what you can do today.” Benjamin Franklin. "Riq
a good book every day.” Ron Artinian. "To try is everything but failing.’ Ron ArtiniL*'
Last Will: I, Ron Artinian, leave William, MILLIONS of times he has been over T'
house, the "Foot Wars” (in fifth grade), a power Macintosh 9500/132, and Mik"r
Bar-Mitzvah; Tim Cha, the day he does not hit me and hurt me, and a day that you wo#£
not like to hurt Trevor; Trevor, the day Mr. Yeatman does not call you sugar boy, tL;
times you call me "Ronnie Bonnie Bucket O’ Fun,” the day you don’t smack me over t^l-
head hard, and the Boston trip; Lauren, the day that you cease with the blazer remark
the time I backed out of Outdoor Education, and the day I don’t see 100% on all tests api
quizzes that are handed back to you; Elias, the day he can come close to beating me
tennis; Mrs. Allison, those loud screams at me to "Get out of my room” and "Stay aww<
from my desk,” also a fattening lunch with 10,000,000,000 calories and the wc1^
superfluous; Mrs. Greenspan, the day you don’t kick me out of your class, and a d;o
you’re not organized; Mr. Salverda, a rainy day to play soccer in and the tests that I a*
a million questions on; Mrs. Gulbransen, the finder code and a good computer; Madaol
Zezulin, the French language, and those tapes you always play in class, "listen adc
react;” Mrs. Rowland, all those detailed history lessons, the Boston trip, and the 3f.
Grade Play of '95. To Buckley, I leave 8 years of a great experience, great education ac*
great fun!!
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Activities: Soccer, Basketball Track and Field U
(Field Day), Senior Musical ’96
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