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MICHAEL CHARLES GOLDSTEIN

"Class Unpredictable”
Quips: D’oh! . . . I didn’t do it . . . Ouch . . . That could hurt . . . Shoot him . . . Sam, call
me . . . That ain’t good . . . Settle down . . . What a downer
Quotes: "Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.’” Edgar Allen Poe. "Where is yon bathroom?”
Chris Hackett. "Football is brutal only from a distance.” Don DeLillo. "I’m not afraid of
death but I am afraid of dying.” Derek Jarman
Last Will: I, Michael C. Goldstein, leave William, all the bus rides, $100 to buy some cool
electronic thingy, and an odd friendship; Elias, the lounge, Boston Trip, 7th grade
English class, the Meeftrons, the gorky salute, and 22 hours; Aaron, Boston Trip, 6th
grade journals, a book of matches and some kerosene, "Oh my gosh, it’s a red!,” the
lounge, all the fires we created; Tim Cha, 8th grade math class, "Hoy ving, shniky ving
hoy hoy hoy,” "Why why jumpin’ on my thigh,” and don’t forget that Corky loves you;
Fran, your cellular phone; Shannon, 100 of Tim’s pencil leads for you to break, and the
stupid picture you drew of my face; Sam, HERO DAY!, your zippo, lengthy phone
conversations, all the times we kicked you off the couch in the lounge, the deflation of
your Therma-rest, #37, "Whatever?!,” our trip to Florida, Internet adventure, the
Meeftrons (Tor), the great times we have had over the years, and an amazing friendship.
And to Buckley, the life time of education you have given me. Thank you!

Years at Buckley: 9
Activities: Red Team, Outdoor Ed., Scripta Photog­
raphy, Soccer, Basketball, Baseball, 8th Grade Musi­
cal. Student Council

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